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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025·1h 53m·R
DramaThrillerComedy
IMDb Rating
★ 6.6/10
37,229 votes
Metascore
78
Metacritic

While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 drama thriller movie directed by Mary Bronstein, starring Conan O'Brien, Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn. It holds an IMDb rating of 6.6/10 from 37,229 votes and runs 1h 53m.

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Director
Mary Bronstein
Stars
Conan O'Brien
Rose Byrne
Delaney Quinn
Danielle Macdonald
Creators
Mary Bronstein
Details
2025-10-10
113 min
Movie
R
★ United States
★ English
Keywords
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