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Happy, Texas

1999·1h 38m·PG-13
DramaCrimeRomanceActionComedy
IMDb Rating
★ 6.3/10
10,651 votes
Metascore
62
Metacritic

3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay until the heat is gone.

Happy, Texas is a 1999 drama crime movie directed by Mark Illsley, starring Jeremy Northam, Ally Walker, Steve Zahn. It holds an IMDb rating of 6.3/10 from 10,651 votes and runs 1h 38m.

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Director
Mark Illsley
Stars
Jeremy Northam
Ally Walker
Steve Zahn
William H. Macy
Details
1999-12-03
98 min
Movie
PG-13
★ United States
★ English
Keywords
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